The Adventures Of Tripp Fantastic Chapter Five: The Peruvian Mushroom incident.

Tripp was sad because his granny had died. She had died 19 years ago,but it still made him sad. Mostly, because for the first time he understood what she meant by ..... "Who you think you are, is nothing in the light of who you really are" and ...... "In the land of the blind, the one legged man will aways lose an ass kicking competition".

Tripp really would have like to discuss the "Alien Meddling stuff" with Granny and Gramps. They where experts in there own rights. Gramps had designed and constructed a series of devices for alien contact. The only problem was that, Electricity had not been invented when he made them!! So no one knew what powered them. His granny was the most advanced psychic and mind reader since Penny Wize. Tripp had no clue who Penny Wize was, but had been assured by Fredd that Penny knew stuff no one knew.
Tripp had decided he was ready to get married. He did not have a girlfriend but believed he was ... sexual mature enough to give birth. Tripp had just taken a large dose of Peruvian Magic mushrooms, the strongest known to mankind and his mind had stopped working the way he was accustomed to. He was sure he was an Elephant, he need to be an elephant, cause the human mind was not equipped with the necessary quantum flux capacity's to facilitate where he need to go. The room was breathing like a redheaded mermaid
Suffering from child birth. Colors were not  entirely sure they needed to be confined to one location or hue. He had made a tea shroom tea for Fredd. Fredd had grown legs and the African Violet was practicing his "fly kicks" in the corner of the room. "Fredd" Tripp though he asked Fredd. Which he must have because Fredd replied "yes sensei!!" Then did a double spinning round house kick and kneeled before Tripp. "Fredd how you feeling?" Fredd looked up " I feel like a plant with legs ... and like a little Taylor Swift ".
Four hours had passed and Tripp and Fredd had locked themselves in the bathroom. The bathroom was the only place they knew they would be safe from the Hyenas' that had been helping themselves to the fruit bowl in the kitchen. Even if the rabid animals appeared to be "fruit-terians, but there was no need to risk it.
The bathroom part of the Peruvian Mushroom Trip had been very productive. Between the two of them they had made a Christmas Tree from toothpaste and some tampons, toothpaste tampons would never sell ........ but art never did. They also had a technical drawing of atomic flux in hyperspace. Unfortunately it had been done in steam from bath water on the bathroom mirror. Fredd smudged it beyond recognition by fly kicking his reflection, in Fredds' defence he really thought him and Tripp where being attacked by jealous ninja.
All in all a very enjoyable time was had by all, the hyenas' had even left them a pear and a half eaten banana. Which they both enjoyed when they had finished eating there where seventeen full fruit bowls. Fredd looked at Tripp and said "I think my shrooms are kicking in" Tripp just picked up a apple with his trunk and began to contemplate "world domination" ... the sexual kind.