The Adventures Of Tripp Fantastic Chapter Four : Ascension and Prune Juice

It had been 17 days since Tripp and Fredd had Ascended, just like Jesus had done. The Ascension Process was as simple as the realization that life is a dream. The purpose of the "Dream" was to wake you to the fact you are God Dreaming you, with out having to die first. Tripp had known life was a dream, for about 3 days when he was 5. He almost died after drinking 3 liters of home made Prune Juice. The Doctors said he had shat two thirds of his body weight out in the first two hours after drinking the juice. Tripp was in a self induced coma for four weeks and three minutes. His mind had been taken onto a A.S.H.T.A.R Battle Cruiser.

A.S.H.T.A.R is a name given to the union of Alien intelligence's. It stands for Alliance of Super Humanoid Terrestrial Ascension Realms. The commander a blue female Palaidien. Her name was DomsexTrix, a very common name in her family he had been told. She had taken him on a full tour of the Battle Cruiser. She then took him to her bedroom and shown him maps of the Milky Way Galaxy and the three closes Galaxy clusters in unparalleled detail. She showed him how the nearby Galaxy's molecular structures where mirrored in the milky ways super structure. She explain that his atomic spin racoon....leg up....tommy knockers...elastic ball bag. At that point Tripp had been brought out of his coma.
Oh how he wished he could remember more from his visions. But he had a deep conviction it was not a dream. He felt the world he had woken up in was in fact the dream. He had a almost super human feeling that the purpose of life was to wake up in the dream.
Now as adult and a fully self realized ascended master, he was pure energy and pure potential it was his time. For once in his life he would live for him. He and Fredd would become Super Hero's. They would go about town picking mock fights with anyone who thought they where better than them. They would utilized there uncanny intuition to psychologically undermine people and places. So they could look cool to girls. The truth was they where not that super, but Super Shit Heroes still get laid. "That's a great name for a book !" Fredd thought out loud. Tripp promptly agreed and then poured another two Jagermiester Shots for him and Fredd. They had never been this exited by life before. "Taylor Swift is going to have my baby's" Tripp Smile. "Miss Swift looks like she can breed...Im Fredd" Fredd said noddingly.