Tripp woke up to Fredd and Brenda The Three legged lama chating in clear mandarin. Mandarin was a ancient Chinese dialect spoken by five foot tall Lego men. Or at least that is what he was taught in university.
Tripp spent three hours tentatively listening to every noise that came out of there mouths, trying hard to get in on the conversation. But he felt like a person in a wheel chair trying to play jump rope, he just was not equipped. When they where done chating, Brenda reversed into the cupboard. She had taken to sleeping in the day and hunting rough hyenas who had jumped the fence at the local waterpark at night.
"What where you guys talking about" Tripp asked Fredd. "well, She was explaining the Algorithm Trinity Hypotenuse, which explains the nature of consciousness manifestation in all its mirrored forms and how she managed to obtain a pair of Taylor Swifts Socks" Fredd replied. "That's incredible Fredd, how did a lama missing a leg learn about algorithms and does she still have the socks". "She was on the Galactic High Council, four parallel life times to the left. She would not elaborate on the socks,but says you can have them. They are in the kitchen behind the toaster. She is a mysterious and magical creature Tripp make no mistake about that." . "hay Fredd... I was thinking mabey she would like a prosthetic leg with a switchblade in it, I now this guy". "That's real sweat of you Tripp. Can I have one?" . "I knew you would want one Fredd that's why I already got you one. I put it with you half of our Peruvian magic mushrooms". "Tripp the FBI was wrong about you being a gun for hire. Your a gentleman and a scholar".
"should we watch Ace Ventura:when nature calls or listen to a Taylor Swift Album Tripp?" "I think it would be best if we did both. But lets turn the volume down real low so our parents don't know" "ah good one Tripp. I'll go pour some Jagermiester for myself".
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